Untitled My Ass

flomation:

I thought I should share some things I’ve collected

egberts:

DUUUUUUUUUUDE

WHEN I WAS IN ELEMENTARY SCHOOL THERE WAS THIS DUMB JOKE

“BEND OVER AND SPELL RUN”

AND IM 100% SURE NONE OF THOSE LITTLE EIGHT YEAR OLD SHITS KNEW WHAT I MEANT 

BUT I JUST REALIZED WHAT IT MEANt

satans-fabulous-blog:

morphingly:

brightredkettle:

are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes

with a ten minute break halfway through for snacks

That’s the most reasonable pick up line I’ve ever heard. You’re hired.

A Different World 1x12 | Advice And Descent

(Source: mindofanalien)

louis-tops:

louis-tops:

I JUST REALIZED SOMETHING

FRIENDSHIP

A SHIP, BUT FOR FRIENDS

why aren’t you all reblogging this, it’s a scientific breakthrough 

kappa773:

teamfreesexuality:

proudlyinsane:

timelord-and-fishcustard:

There’s a difference between

and

The fact that we all know what this means really says something about our social lives

you should all go to your blogs and hover over them

You should

• Real Life: Assume straight until proven gay.
• Tumblr: Assume gay until proven straight.
• Fandom: Assume Gay even if proven straight
• Sherlock: Gay until gay, gay, gay, gay.
• Supernatural: Gay, gay, gay, angel, gay, winchester, gay.
• Glee: Gay, gay, gay, gay, GAY, gay, GAY, double gay, gay.
• Merlin: Gay, gay, gay, magic, gay, gay, medieval stuff, gay.
• Avengers: gay, gay, gay, superhero stuff, gay gay gay.
• Torchwood: Bisexual, gay, bisexual, omnisexual, bisexual, gay
• Doctor Who: DO WEEEEEEE DOOOO