ISTG THIS SHOULDN’T EVEN BE HUMANLY POSSIBLE
could you imagine messing up.. once.
the emergency services’ new number is really taking the piss
have you ever met a person that you’re forced to mantain a level of cold civility towards but if you could you would totally punch them as hard as you could but you can’t so every second you’re forced to be around them you’re thinking of smashing their face in just so they’ll shut up
lets play a game called ‘i feel like i’m bothering you with everything i say so i won’t make any attempts at contact until you message me first’
Somewhere between fuck you and I’d fuck you